A Mad Bomber

Bikini Bottom, a city under the sea. There lived Spongebob and all of his friends. Spongebob is a chef in the Krusty Krab. His boss is Mr. Krab.

One day, Spongebob was at the Krusty Krab, business was slow, and things were calm. Until…

"Spongebob," said Eugene. "I need you to take out the trash."

"Sure thing, Eugene."

Spongebob took the trash out to the dumpster. He was admiring the perfect day, where he thought nothing could go wrong, but it did. There was suddenly an explosion. Spongebob lay on his stomach, face down, severely burned. Eugene and Squidward ran out to the side.

"Mother of God," said Eugene. "Spongebob, what the [bleep] happened out here!"

"I don't know," said Spongebob. He was still burned, but sponges don't feel burns the way others do.

Later, the FBI came and investigated.

"Mr. Eugene Krabs," said the head agent. "This bomb was purposely left here, looks like there's a mad bomber on the loose."

"A MAD BOMBER," screamed Spongebob. I got to go home to Patrick!"

With that Spongebob ran home as fast as he could. He feared that there would be more bomb attacks. But besides that, he was more focused on who the Mad Bomber was. He thought maybe Gary escaped again and began planting bombs, or maybe Squidward who has threatened to kill Spongebob before. But Spongebob just cared about seeing his partner again. He opened the front door to his home and ran inside. Patrick was sitting on the couch, watching the news story about the bomb. He was happy to see Spongebob home safe.

"Spongebob," said Patrick. "Are you okay baby?"

"I'm fine," said Spongebob. "We have to be careful, sweetheart, the FBI said that there was a Mad Bomber, and that it's likely he'll strike again." We have to keep our eyes out"

Spongebob was interrupted by a loud booming noise, coming from next door. He looked at the window and saw a giant hole on the side of Squidward's house. A few second later, the entire thing collapsed.

"OH MY GOD," screamed Spongebob.

Spongebob and Patrick went outside to inspect the damage at Squidward's house, and see if Squidward was there.

"WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON HERE," screamed Squidward. "IT WAS YOU TWO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HOUSE. I'M CALLING THE COPS!"

"No, Squidward please," said Spongebob. "It wasn't us!"

Squidward called the cops anyway. They came and took Spongebob and Patrick in for questioning.